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Michael Myers

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.
I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween
by Mrs Myers December 29, 2015
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Matching Bowls

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.
"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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Mitchell Robinson

The best shot blocker in the NBA. He’s a future goat, all star, and hall of famer.
Person 1: Did you just see Mitchell Robinson posterize LeBron James and then come back and block his shot right after?!

Person 2: I know man, he’s crazy good...

Person 1: Yeah, future MVP right there.
by Gangganglevinegang May 2, 2019
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gillian mitchell

A complete and utter moron lacks common sense and brain cells. Has the equivalent brain mass of a rooster.

Considers monkey wrench to be a sexual reference.

Constantly eats llama meat.
"SWAG SWAG SWAG," Rebecca
"Your such a Gillian Mitchell."
by BruceWayne October 22, 2012
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Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.
by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015
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Matchables

Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha
well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables
by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003
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Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.
(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.
by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011
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