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MacDonaldment 

a catty, cut-throat person that is completely spineless and unable to make a single decision. This person measures his/her worth by the number of meetings s/he can schedule for themselves or how long s/he can spend at lunch. Characteristics include no interpersonal skills, no business acumen, and lack of ability to perform simple tasks like dress and feed themselves.

Disclaimer: All names appearing in this definition are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
One day my MacDonaldment asked me to submit a status report concerning a project I was working on. I asked the MacDonaldment if tomorrow would be soon enough. The MacDonaldment replied with "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"
MacDonaldment by rockinghopperman January 1, 2012
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macdonalds milkshakes

Cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes are like cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes by abi!!!!!! September 20, 2006

MacDonald's 

‘McDonald's’ in ebonictalk (’cause in ebonics, you don‘t say ‘mik’ but instead ‘mak’, even if the correct form is ‘mik’(Mc).

Note that ‘Mac’ means "son of" in Irish.
You been to MacDonald's lately?
MacDonald's by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

McDonald's 

A popular American fast food restaurant with a worldwide appeal and presence. Hated by college Marxists because it represents the triumph of capitalism and consumer choice.
"Hey - let's go trash a McDonald's after we finish our BUSH=HITLER pro-Saddam protest march!"
McDonald's by DrCruel December 30, 2005

mcdonaldization 

the process of someone physically becoming a big mac due to eating so many of the damn things.
"OMG! You are so mcdonaldized, i can hardly tell it's you...my god, just look at the level of of mcdonaldization in you!"

Ronald McDonald 

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.
To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".
Ronald McDonald by Immodest April 30, 2006

Sir John A. MacDonald C.I. 

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz