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Solemn Mass

Solemn Mass was the most common before 1962. The Priest would be assisted by a Deacon and Subdeacon. Including a MC, Thurifer, two Acolytes, and some servers to carry torches at the Canon. All parts are sung and chanted. The Subdeacon reads the Epistle, while the Deacon chants the Gospel. The Priest sings the rest of the Mass.
An SSPX Chapel had solemn Mass for the feast of the Assumption.
by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021
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Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Mass Litter

Throwing large amounts of garbage (15+ items) out of a moving car. Items must be thrown out individually, not all in one bag. Usually mass litters occur after smoking weed and getting the munchies.
Yoo Me, Kev, and Mitch set a new mass litter record last night, 33 items of MacDonalds garbage!
by Ohio St. August 18, 2010
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mass shit

1.
Multiple things in a small area or at a point in time.
Multiple people in a small vicinity (2+ people)
Term deriving from 'stoned', 'waked', blazed or 'high' individuals.

Can be used as an antonym of peaceful.

2.
Large amount of feces/poo
1.

person 1- 'there's a bit of mass shit going on at this party'
person 2- 'truth'

Overwhelmed stoned conversation - 'truth to be told about mass shit going on'

2.

'Dude that's a mass shit' (looking down at a toilet bowl)

'man that vtec is mass shit on wheels' (looking at a honda)
by back neck January 5, 2011
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Mass Kids

A term started in Battlefield 3 that has been called "the only definitive way to say a lot of kids". A group of kids in a video game that pose a threat to your team. Can be used in real life but has yet to be done.

You'd probably want to say it around a group of shady minority youths.
"Kids coming from the crane, there's like one tw- MASS KIDS! MASS KIDS AT CRANE"
by Maj0ra November 8, 2012
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Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".
by austbeacon May 4, 2013
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massair

A term used by pakistanis,mostly pindi areas,meaning cousin
I'm so excited to meet my massair
by Baaccha December 1, 2016
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