A kingdom in El PAso Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.
Also often reffered to as the "bastard step child of Dragonspine."
Also often reffered to as the "bastard step child of Dragonspine."
Place : A kingdom in El Paso, Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in Amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.
Also often referred to as the "bastard step child of Dragon spine."
Also often referred to as the "bastard step child of Dragon spine."
by William Skitt December 20, 2004
This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
by LindseyLu May 12, 2006
a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.
by springfield=death February 06, 2006
by SWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGAAA! June 17, 2009
by cncgeorge May 30, 2005