hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.

Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.

by NHMatt September 8, 2021

hentai logic

Similar to porn logic in which a character in hentai will say or do something unrealistic that would not happen in real life.

Person a:"Dude, he just stuck his 15 inch cock into her urethra! That would kill her!"

Person b: "That's hentai logic for you man"

by kimberkat March 21, 2024

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

by peepeepoopoo201 April 25, 2022

Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat

Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic

by pussydestroyer98385 December 6, 2018

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016