guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

man's lady

The female equivalent of a ladies man. 1. A positive description for a woman who is often pursued or the pursuer of men. 2. A woman who spends much time in the company of men and capitalizes on such time. 3. A woman who entertains and enjoys the company of men.

"Wow, dates with Chris, Josh and Tyler in the same weekend? Your such a man's lady!"

by alimatrixcia April 26, 2006

Lady Jam

That one song that get a lady acting like a freak in the bed

Tania: oooooh this is my jam! This is my Lady Jam!

by T to the A October 5, 2016

Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.

-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"

by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010

ladies of the night

Prostitutes

Women who have sex for money at night are ladies of the night.

by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga. Singer/ Songwriter/ God/ Dancer/ Farmer who saved Earth from the evil power of Mother G.O.A.T. and Madge Stans. Born on March 28, 1986. She is know for revolutionizing pop music in 2009. Lady Gaga or "GodGa" is known for hits like 'Born This Way', 'Poker Face', 'Just Dance', 'Bad Romance', 'Paparazzi', 'Applause', 'Do What U Want', 'Perfect Illusion' etc. She is an icon to all. She has left Earth snatchedt, slayedt, and shookedt. In Gaga's name we pray. Inevntor of the German Language, Gay people, Pop, Music, Vegatables, Horses, Animals and humans.

Joanne: Oh man, did you light your Alejandro candles for the Super Bowl?

Sonja: Upcourse! I am ready to be shookeedt.

Joanne: Yas queen! Slay Lady Gaga!

by iDontKnowHa86 January 7, 2017

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is Mother Monster. She invented things like rain and more. She revived pop in 2009 and in quarantine is guiding us to Chrometica. She is a goddess of pop.

Person 1. Puts up an umbrella.
Person 2. For shame let it rain on u like your Lady Gaga.

by Ender4Life July 7, 2020