keepr

computer gawd

keepr - a strange being from another world keepr is one of those strange things that can be commonly found on the internet. no one really knows who he is, or where he lives, but one thing is for sure...this person is no mere mortal.

(note: you are doing a good job buddy.
no complaints here)

by d May 30, 2004

keep steppin

Used to inform a solicitor that their services are not welcome.
Usually used by a women to refute advances from a man.

What's my sign?, Please try kicking the weak game somewhere else, keep steppin'!

by Joser July 26, 2006

Keeping the candle lit

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope

How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.

by shoutpost August 17, 2011

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016

Brothers keeper

To be the protector and overseer of a breathens safety as well as security’s an also sometimes even include health.

My brothers in arms are solid mercs, as they are true to a brothers keeper.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

keepin' it real

A philosophy and identity concept that arouse in hip-hop culture, and followed primarily by African-Americans.

"keepin' it real" is an expression of living only for instant gratification and lack of desire for more. Only the most basic animalistic tendancies are to be acted apon. Lust and anger are the primary emotions. Drinking alcohol and smoking weed are the main hobbies.

Recieving welfare while working as a criminal is one of the few ways to make money while being "real". The other are playing sports such as basketball and football, or working in the entertainment industry.

Jail time is status quo to the point that having never been to jail is mark of weakness in the eyes of those embracing this concept.

The only thing that changes with any certainty is the slang.

Behavior Example:
Showing up to a job interview in baggy ripped pants and a XXXL basketball jersey then complaining the reason he were not hired is discrimination.

Example1:
PersonA: "So are you planning on graduating from high school and attending college?"

BrainwashedYouth: "Hell na, I ain't going to no mafuckin school n shit, I'm keepin' it real!"

Example2:
BrainwashedYouth: "yo nigga whur u be goin?!?"
AfricanAmericanHonorStudent: "Going to class, I have a test in Trigonomery."
BrainwashedYouth: "yo wut u talkin 'bout mufucka? u sposed to be some mufuckin white boy?!?! yo lets mob dis foo!"
*HonorStudent beaten and/or shot*

Example3:
(An African-American man and woman on a first date):

EducatedAfricanAmericanMan: "I have an MBA, own my own home, and have never been to jail."

BrainwashedAfricanAmericanWoman: "Sheet nigga u cant be
my soulja! U aint even really black! I be needin me a man dats keepin' it real!"

by NinjaGuy October 28, 2006

keep moving

A commonly used cigar, that can be bought at almost all convience stores, and is used in rolling blunts. In some areas this is the standard cigar for blunts however it is often a debate of choice between keep movings and phillies. It is sometimes said that it is harder to cut and roll a keep moving than a philly. Almost all the time keep movings are never bought for smoking as is, if you see someone buy one or two you can be sure that they are going to be smoking marijuana. Sometimes, if you are in a convience store and you see someone buying one it is acceptable to exclaim some undesireable/ embarassing comment at the purchaser. However this should be a quick comemment that does not engage a conversation or fully exploit the buyer. It should never be a derogatory comment or something that could merit an ass kicking. If there is a cop in the store then you should not even say a word. Cashiers almost always suspect the smoking of marijuana when one is bought.

Sometimes said as "Keep movin'"

Buyer: " I need 6 keep movings "
Some Dude: "HOLY SHIT! I want to smoke with you"
Buyer " Shh.. I only got a zone"

by Post K man August 20, 2006