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Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis
wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night
by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011
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Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place
Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van
by Dollar October 22, 2019
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bootleg jordans

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans
by uglyprince October 20, 2015
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Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.
Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”
by DaListener September 25, 2020
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Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick
Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you
by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019
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Jordan's Butterfly

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.
Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.
by punkrebel91 January 11, 2009
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Jordan Steviano

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.
Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.
by Random Mat March 3, 2022
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