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Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
by Michichet August 13, 2020
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Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing
He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas
by You don’t need me September 18, 2020
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Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.
Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!
by ecateats March 26, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.
Jonas is such a dumbass
by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.
Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??
by Da Peppa May 22, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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