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joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.
Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006
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Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!
by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005
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Joen

Joen has a bigger dick than Melker and Axel. He is awesome in bed and all the girls love him. He is super strong aswell.
Wish I fucked Joen
by Abraham Karlsson November 5, 2020
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Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen
I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes
by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022
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open joke

Opposite to a private joke, a joke which anyone can join in with at any time. However, because of the possible scale of an open joke, it is much easier to kill and gets old much faster than a private joke.

Due to the nature of an open joke, specific times, people or places are usually not crucial to its execution.
Guy #1: Do you think anyone gets these references?
Guy #2: Not as far as I know. Sometimes I think it would be funnier to use an open joke here, then everyone could join in.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I find this funnier.
Steve: ...
by Nottel Inyu March 29, 2010
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lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
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