Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Jordan

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him!

by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

Jordan Biggs

a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D

Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:

by IDatedThisDouche July 23, 2011

Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

Jordan Ruple

Jordan Ruple, a different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan ruple, and i like to ride it all night long, it is just massive.

by goddamnthesenames September 16, 2008

JoDAY

A beautiful brunette Marilyn Monroe with lovely hair and the voice of an angel. She has scarred toes and blue eyes, given to her by the great Buttyninja goddess as a sign of affection.

Person A - 'Oh wow, Mrilyn Monroe is still alive!'
Person B - 'No, check out her toes.. She's a JoDAY'

by Guns don't kill people October 25, 2010

Jordan Hayes

A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ; very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur

Jordan Hayes is an amazing guitarist from florida .

i saw jordan hayes play at neptunes in tampa.

by Amandaneptunes November 19, 2012