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JartexNetwork 

A Minecraft Cracked Network filled with pedophile staff, careless & bias manager.

If you see "JartexNetwork" anywhere, it might remind you of pedophilia, I do not recommend playing here.
JartexNetwork by whydoyoucarefr September 25, 2021
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Jargy Station 

An unwanted 20,000 gallon underground structure, that in the 19th Century, Joe Biden’s grandpop went state to state building in people’s backyards, while employed by the Merelonge Company.
Damnit, Joe’s grandpop just built another Jargy Station right in our backyard!
Jaren’s do what they can to make people happy. They try to include everyone and want to make sure people know that they are cared about. A guy that seems a little strange but grows on you in a way like none other. He would never want to hurt someone or put someone down, but being who he is he doesn’t make the best decisions and ends up accidentally hurting himself or others. Being both a nerd when it comes to school, games, and the most random knowledge, he also uses his athletic ability to make friends and show off. Showing himself to be humble, yet secretly thinking he’s the shit. He tries to be happy and is always looking for his next adventure somewhere with someone. To all the Jaren’s out there, keep doing what they you’re doing. And let that one girl out of your mind it’ll be alright.
Person 1 ‘yo where’s Jaren at?’

Person 2 ‘he’ll be here soon he’s helping out someone right now.’

Person 1 ‘Love that Jaren guy.’
Jaren by YourLocalHero November 23, 2021

Pulling A Jarred 

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

pull a jarred 

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event
"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"
A cute guy with hot lips, a good kisser. A man you can always trust, very responsible. He is passionate towards the things he do, one of the good man on earth that every women needs.
Oh Jarrell treats her girl very well. I can say he's one of the good guys.
Jarrell by carbonica January 1, 2012