January 3

National Stanky Leg Day

The day where you do the stanky leg to celebrate

Cosmo: On January 3rd 2021 I will do the stanky leg

by frog overlord January 7, 2021

January 20

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 20
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

january 30th

Have sex with your boyfriend day.

Bella: It’s January 30th Drew you know what that means
Drew: Lets have sex then

by MissionaryHardcoreMudBone October 14, 2019

January 7

This is the day a bhad bitch was born this person is dumb raw at everything they

Omg that girl so raw bruh she must been born on January 7th.

by Pending ... October 17, 2019

21 january

National fucking die day, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yigga:“It’s time to January 21”
Higga:“Oh god not again”
And then he committed 21 January

by Gaymanowo January 22, 2020

January 26

Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!

January 26 is the best day of the year! Let us celebrate with a barbie!

by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017

January 9

This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up

How big was your shit on January 9?

by EiEiRon February 25, 2021