My life is brilliant
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
by amypercy April 14, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. Someone with an enormous penis, who girls can't resist. But, even more than that, all the boys tryna get on his pp as well. James not like that tho, he is not secretly but nobody knows, gorillaman. He come from the superior species.
by Garret greg gorilla toilet August 3, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is the type of person that would send you gm and gn txts he LOVES hugs and is funny and in a little world of his own and will make you feel worthy
Y.n to friend etc:James made me feel so special yesterday he told me that I was kind awesome and needed
by Lil miss teehee November 8, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is a douche
by Spanish Class 1 September 25, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. by Key_lime_pie246 September 23, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. An amazing person who is likely to be introverted. Most James would love to hang out with friends, though they might not have many. James are caring, humble, and loving. When you meet a James, try to make friends with them because its something you will never forget.
by Wessie May 10, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. A James is a person who constantly plays games like fortnite roblox and minecraft he often will play with people who have the name Fabien or Keith
by alexiscool321 October 22, 2019
Get the Jamesmug.