Joeseph has a nice cock.
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Person 1: My favourite singer is Ariana Grande
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar
by _teammiki January 6, 2019
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(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.
I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
Don't be josephing me like that.
I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
by Awesome bass guy June 30, 2014
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Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
by MinaGoedker June 29, 2008
Get the Joseph Adam Jonas mug.A man forged by the hands of god himself. The rays from the sun follow him when he walks. Rain stops when he goes outside. Baby’s stop crying when they see him. Birds chirp when he wakes up. He can fix anything by looking at it. Women flock to him and men pray to be him. Teeth as white as ivory and eyes that glimmer like polished diamonds. When he orders pizza they know his voice instantly.
Pizza place: hello thank you for calling dominos...
Joseph: hi id like to ord......
Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!
Joseph: hi id like to ord......
Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!
by Jostuff January 27, 2019
Get the Joseph mug.An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!
"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.
"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.
"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.
by Moneytree March 24, 2008
Get the Pulling a Joseph mug.located in the wealthiest area in st louis, the population of this all girls high school only cares about three things...money, sports, and partying. and even though thir mascot is the angels...believe me...they're all far from that. this school is filled with the rich-bitches from all over st louis.
-a parking lot filled with BMWs...that is the st joseph's academy parking lot.
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy
by guess_whoo12 June 2, 2009
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