He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
by KingMIkel January 25, 2019
Get the Flamingo Jesus mug.1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan July 2, 2022
Get the jesus fetish mug.A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.
by adeb December 24, 2007
Get the raptor jesus mug.Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005
Get the raptor jesus mug.Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
by MachHeat April 3, 2010
Get the Jesus Downhill mug.A Gay Icon that goes by the Pseudonym Conchita Wurst when not preaching to the masses. Closely related to Jesus Christ, the turn of the millenia jewish hippie socialist who taught people not to be assholes. Yet subsequently gets blamed for all the assholes who claim to follow him. Tranny Jesus is sometimes seen as offensive by people with no sense of humor, and homophobes.
by Slim Lyde-Prioleau November 6, 2014
Get the Tranny Jesus mug.Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011
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