Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!

Humorous inversion of “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

“They say it’s over, we’re down and out, no chance. And to that I say: Over? Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!”

by Alex-2598 May 11, 2024

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japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl

"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

by doubledick49 June 11, 2016

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