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Being Japanese 

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.
Being Japanese by Adven Quest August 27, 2021

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland 

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

All over it like a japanese Headband

The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it
frank was All over it like a Japanese headband

going japanese 

Going waaay over the top with something and not reaping the consequences.
(usually used in situation or with a noun)
"Dude, did you hear Dave went bare four rounds in a row? He didn't even get her pregnant. He's going japanese so hard."

"I shot up an ounce of heroin and didn't OD. #goingjapanese"

A Japanese Warning Shot 

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

the japanese eggplant 

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)
Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.