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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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Japanese tip tickling

The act between two Japanese men that engage in tickling each other's penis tips as if engaged in sword fighting.
"Hey Conner why did you and Adam start Japanese tip tickling in the locker room?"
by Lucky and bolder January 8, 2025
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Japanese Cannon

The act if inserting a butt plug before eating a large amount of taco bell, then waiting 30 minutes and bending over and letting it fly.
Dude, I got hit with a japanese cannon yesterday.
by shitwizard130 June 16, 2025
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“Japanese booty tickle”

The game in which one runs up behind another, particularly a close friend or relative, and pinches their buttocks before whispering “japanese booty tickle” in their ear.
Kamryn and Kaylee run up behind Avery and Kylie to play “japanese booty tickle” intending to grab their butts.
by stefansploogenami July 1, 2025
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Japanese gold

Japanese gold is gold in a different format. In this case, it is gold reserves. The term Japanese gold stems from Wall Street.
8 Million ounces of Japanese gold was purchased by the Czech National Bank
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
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Japanese etiquette tatemae & honne

Japanese etiquette tatemae & honne -

Japanese culture, honne & tatemae are concepts that describe the difference between one's true feelings & public behavior. Honne (本音) refers to one's true thoughts & feelings, while tatemae (建前) is the outward facade or social behavior presented to others. This distinction is important for understanding Japanese social interactions and maintaining harmony within group-oriented society.

Here's a more detailed explanation:

Honne (本音) - True Feelings:

Honne represents a person's genuine thoughts, emotions, and intentions.

It is often kept private, especially in public settings or with those outside one's close circle.

In some cases, honne might be shared with very close friends or family.

Tatemae (建前) - Public Face:

Tatemae is the public persona or behavior that is presented to the outside world.

It is often used to maintain harmony, avoid conflict, and uphold social norms.

Tatemae can involve being polite, indirect, or even making white lies to avoid causing offense or discomfort.
Japanese etiquette tatemae & honne - basically Japanese people are two faced .... opposite of chinese people who are more in your face new yorkish

In essence, understanding honne and tatemae is about recognizing that Japanese individuals may not always express their true thoughts and feelings directly, and that this is often a deliberate and culturally accepted practice
by Blu_leef July 6, 2025
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