ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 6, 2012

Mississippi Log Jam

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...

The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,

by LB87 May 24, 2016

Bama Jam

Bama Jam is the equivalent to White Trash Woodstock. This festival in southeast Alabama brings together washed up country artists, Taylor Swift, and how that hell this happened---Kid Rock. This filthy mud pit concert attraction appeals to trailer park dwellors and Wal-Mart shoppers. The female attendants have tattoos on their fat ass cankles and the males are required to have goatees.

Fuck Me, I hate Bama Jam, I have never seen so much white trash in my life since Woodstock.

by Gary Vitalis June 27, 2009

Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block

Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.

by Mestas October 7, 2011

Def Jam Fight For NY

Probably the best game released in 2004, and the best game ever released in the world! It was the sequel to Def Jam Vendetta, and had over 60 characters on the game, 43 being real people. It featured such matches as the Window Match, the Burn em' match, and the Train match. It had some of the same moves that were from Def Jam Vendetta, and also had new moves. You could use the environment, and the crowd as a key factor in any fight you had on the game. The game featured such people as Method Man, Christopher Judge as D-Mob, Redman, Ludacris, Sticky Fingaz, Memphis Bleek, Carmen Electra, Shawnna, Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes, and etc. If you don't own it now, you should really get this shit!

Friend 1: Have you ever heard of Def Jam Fight For NY?

Friend 2: Fuck yes! It's the shit!

Friend 1: Wannaplay it?

Friend 2: Fuck Yeah!

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by Ruin11thHour September 2, 2009

no-jam

No Fun

While she was at my party, she rudely said, "OMG, this party is no-jam."

by luvinqs January 26, 2016

no jam

unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead

example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam

example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS

by basicname June 11, 2018