Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

Pet Cat

A term often used by NFL draft analysts to describe an under the radar player who will out play his draft position.

My pet cat of this draft is (insert name). With the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!

by Irish3721 August 30, 2018

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."

Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.

by JakeR22 January 8, 2025