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No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.
"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"
by pee in a bottle July 8, 2020
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poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.
Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?
by devon2857019845 July 7, 2008
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Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.
When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.
by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010
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Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.
The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it
by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010
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bonus poop

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.
by danny_insanity June 25, 2014
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poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense
this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains
by littlejimmie May 2, 2019
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Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012
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