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ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.
hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?
by amonger21 September 5, 2022
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Ian

"Ian ditched us for his pedo online friend"
by jackcsy June 8, 2024
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Ian is the best person you will meet they are worth so much and they are the best person to ever come into your life. They are awesome and caring and even if they can’t always be there for you at least be there for them when they need you. They are my entire world and if they left I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. He’s just amazing and here when I need him most. And if he’s never not there it’s not his fault. I LOVE YOU IAN!! ❤️❤️❤️
Person 1: “hey don’t you like Ian?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s so amazing and handsome!”
Person 1: “you two would be so happy together!”
by Iscrewedyourmom October 2, 2022
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a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.
person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck
by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022
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Ian and I know that Ian is the prime example of creative thinking. He progresses in his art and way contemplating the finishing moments of Grand Art projects, even though he never started one in his life.

His and my ways are generally formed about being the definitive of the man in the middle. In Stephen Kings The Stand, Trashcanman is the ultimate true nuetral. Ian is the Trashcanman. Neither on the Good side or the Evil side. On his own side.

Leaving the ultimate descisions to choice and not permitting any solid acquaries toward one end or another. Leaving hope for those who have waited and knowledge for those who choose to be blind. Ian knows his intended purpose and stays out of the teetertotter of the rat race. Leaving it up to the great patient to suffice.
God = Ian
Hey he is completely not perfect, he's an Ian
by pToo pLoose September 28, 2022
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Fellow lad: My friends name is Ian
You: Gross!
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“Ian” is basicallyI’m not” or “ I didn’t”
“Ian talking to him no more, he weird.” —> “I’m not talking to him no more, he weird”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”
by p$yfairy_ September 26, 2023
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