hooks

punch /smack in the face

I'm gonna hook dis bitch

by Neek1 May 6, 2004

alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop

me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop

by bowchesne December 29, 2010

hooped

To hula hoop

not really. I did that photoshoot, went to the shirdi sai temple of atlanta, and hung out.
oh.
and I hooped.
that's exciting to me.

by MaxtorChief April 2, 2011

Hoopdashit

A piece of shit car

1. That Nova is a hoopdashit!
2. My Dip Shit units asked me, "Are you on crack?" when I gaffed their Bernie craptacular hoopdashit.

by Nix & BL June 21, 2001

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

Hoopalicious

The act in which one wears a shit ton of earrings on one ear, and those earrings are made up of nothing but hoops.

oh my god, did you see how many earings she had in her ears? thats very hoopalicious

by Miss Captain Morgan August 28, 2010

Hoopdick

A person who acts like a moron.

That hoopdick f'd up again.

by Bubbakon October 24, 2012