Straight man: Hey man I have so much heteroagression right now.
Gay man: Okay I can host.
*they fuck*
Straight man: thanks bro. No gay yeah?
Gay man: 👍
Gay man: Okay I can host.
*they fuck*
Straight man: thanks bro. No gay yeah?
Gay man: 👍
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2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
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So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.
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irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against straight caucasian people
irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against straight caucasian people
The misogynistic heterocaucaphobic woke mob heckled the all caucasian moms for complaining when the transgender boy competed in the girls breast stroke event and then exposed his male genitalia in the girls locker room.
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Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
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Also a fat girl who can’t play call of duty or function outside of the kitchen.
Also a fat girl who can’t play call of duty or function outside of the kitchen.
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