Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

Wuhan handshake

When you cough into your hand and then shake someone elses to spread coronavirus

I just gave Jerome the wuhan handshake he didnt even realize, hes got the corona now.

by shake800 March 23, 2020

1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.

John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived

by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021

Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.

Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing

by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021

Republican Handshake

When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff

I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!

by TitanRob February 11, 2022