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Homework before Bros 

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.
"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."
Homework before Bros by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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Homework party 

a why of conning our parents to attemd more partys, homework parties do not involve any homework, usually drunk twister and partying maddly
Jason : Hey man come to my 18th on Friday

Aaron : Dude idk my parents are been a bitch they want me to do more study

Jason : Just tell them its a homework party, they fall for that shit all the time

homework lockdown 

staying in your house rather than going out to party in order to get a long homework assignment finished
He's in Mandarin homework lockdown learning to count to 100 by tomorrow.
homework lockdown by RockerHZ September 30, 2011

Homework Threat

Where your mom threatens if you have any late or missing work, she wont allow you to do something you really want to do. She could also cancel a vacation, birthday etc.
Mom: If you have any missing work you're not going to have a birthday!
Me: I know! You pulled the homework threat at Christmas too you know!

Homework husband 

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
Homework husband by loftcrew April 25, 2017

Homework Conversation 

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.
Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
Homework Conversation by Pastazone October 25, 2018

Homework Trolling

‘Homework trolling’: typically a one line contradictory or otherwise provocative statement requiring the recipient to research and explain an issue for the troll, using information available to anyone(i.e., do their homework for them). Can be motivated by the same reactiveness that underlies ‘contempt prior to investigation’, or by a wish to make the recipient dance for them.
That guy could easily read the linked article if he wants to know whether the quote was taken out of context. He’s just homework trolling you by demanding you show him it wasn’t.
Homework Trolling by SeattleMnM December 1, 2018