Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Sea hippy

A sea hippy is a guy who is obsessed with the sea.

My dad is a sea hippy and so are my brothers.

by Sea hippy May 30, 2020

hippie dick

A happy, greasy, unwashed penis.

I hate when a guy invites me over to Netflix & chill and he has a hippie dick

by Freedom101 May 4, 2019

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019

Hippie queer

A smelly homosexual that is always stoned.

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.

by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017

hippy tits

naturally free spirited breasts

her hippy tits hung naturally and they felt free

by colin23 December 5, 2015

Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.

In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.

by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016