Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012

Guierdo

A guido that has creepy tendencies.

Look at that guierdo over there staring at us! He's been doing that for over thirty minutes now.

by flowebbtide May 9, 2013

guief

Not a vagina fart, a penis fart!

*pssss* ew he just guiefed! You guifer!

by FurrpingMaster December 11, 2013

Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

guide leader

An awesome woman who inspires others. Helping young girls with dreams become women with vision.

Wow look at how organised and amazing that woman is, she must be a guide leader

by girloftheworld May 12, 2015

guinea gunboat

A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.

1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea

by askyourmom May 15, 2015