guid

guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly

1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.

2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.

by Scott Bardo Maq April 23, 2005

guido

First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.

I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...

by "That NY Guido" April 9, 2005

wide glide

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

by farmritch February 12, 2008

Punk Rock Guido

Italian American who is a fan and a street renegade punk with a true Italian last name

oh that kid Lukas Balducci hes one Punk Rock guido man hes a spectacle!

by renegadeninja123 June 20, 2011

guidbro

n. The rare mating of a Long Island or Staten Island guido with the Abercrombie polo popping college bro.

"Dude, check that guidbro wearing at least 4 popped polo shirts. Let's go fuck up his hair."

by justinequiet April 8, 2008

Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

girl guides

n. The female form of Boy Scouts, a highly biased and irritating movement with a stupid uniform, scary leaders and lots of Church-going ten-yer-olds.

NB: Avoid songs at all costs.

Guide Camp is an excellent oppurtunity for anarchy and fire. I enjoyed replacing the campfire songs with The Vandals and Sex Pistols.

I got thrown out of Girl Guides

by TheJaded April 29, 2006