goon

A stupid/annoying/clumsy person.

You stupid goon! *sigh*

by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005

goon

a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hates

Drty Derr
That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay

by joey December 1, 2004

goodnight sweet prince

when you knock out someone who is very snobby, or a person dell deserved of that knock out.

Im better than you peasant!

*KNOCKOUT*

Other Guy: Goodnight sweet prince

by great-no-pseudonyms-left November 27, 2013

gomonk

An ugly person who can best be described as half gorilla and half monkey.

What do you see in that gomonk?

by Twodawgz October 30, 2007

Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes

Biggest goon!

by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011

goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.

Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."

by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013

Goon

A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.

MALE 1: In Goon We Trust
MALE 2: real

by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023