A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 17, 2025
A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 21, 2025
Mufasa Goon is The act of energetically masturbating while simultaneously pushing a girl off the bed and as she tries to climb back up, beating her back down with your penis. It's like a wild and energetic combo move in the bedroom
Jonh: How was your weekend?
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon
by Cmasterw February 18, 2025
You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 02, 2025
Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
by beeba April 27, 2025
When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
by Goon slap March 22, 2024
To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
by MagicMahn January 09, 2022