Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

Goon Slapped by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

Goon-ee by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

Goon pen by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026

Goon pocket

A compartment used to put someones sperm in after masturbating

Mark has a goon pocket in his plushie.

Goon pocket by Maximilios March 28, 2026

Goon-Tweaker

A Goon-Tweaker, is someone who be tweakin and shit, but as they are tweaking they are simultaneously gooning usually in a corner or other room.

Context: Friend are doing acid

“Yo where is Iain”
“Idk prolly in the other room goon-tweaking”
“Fucking Goon-Tweaker”

Goon-Tweaker by Shqwn April 27, 2026

Goon lair

A secret lair used for gooning

Example- Susanna says he’s going to bed but secretly he’s going to goon in his goon lair located at his friends great grandmas house

Goon lair by Brody likes cowboy cock May 5, 2026

Goon lair

A secret lair that somebody uses for gooning

Example- Susanna says he’s going to sleep but he’s secretly going to jack his cock in his goon lair located at his friends great grandmas house

Goon lair by Brody likes cowboy cock May 5, 2026