Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

Ghost Dawg

An acquaintance or friend who tends to disappear into thin air. Often a member of a group of friends who tends to bail at parties, leave early during an engagement, or otherwise is notorious for fleeing the scene without duly giving notice.

"Man, this party is just starting to warm up, but I can't find Peter. I bet Peter pulled a Ghost Dawg again."

"So the new employee just walked off the job? Just like that, without even alerting anybody? He pulled a Ghost Dawg."

by hammerofthegods December 25, 2011

pseudo ghosting

Longer than usual ceasing of contact, within dating, between texts, calls or dates. This may mean hours or days between contact where the individual decides to finally reach out. This leaves the recipient of such messages lingering and wondering where the relationship stands.

What's going on with that girl Jessica you were seeing?
Oh she's pseudo-ghosting. We're still talking but she's keeping me guessing.

Pseudo Ghosting: longer than usual contact between text, calls, or dates.

by Melach22 February 7, 2018

ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 7, 2012

Cat Ghost

A web series created by Kris Patrick and Alexis Ruiz, telling the mysterious story about 2 dead witches (Naarah, Elon) and the one who "killed" them (Gideon)

"Hey, do you know about that weird Web Series Cat Ghost?"

by Get out of trouble June 12, 2020

ghost in the stalls

A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.

Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"

Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."

by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 6, 2014