german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit
You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin
by BEEFCAKE89 January 26, 2016
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German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime
Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye
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German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.
Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!
by Bobby Ford August 20, 2011
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Pull a German

Hey man we still going to hang out or are you going to pull a German?
by Sweldn10 March 30, 2017
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hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
by Idaho Mike March 20, 2014
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German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.
"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"
by Did you get that email I sent? January 23, 2019
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German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.
She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.
by ElongD November 23, 2016
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