Geardo 

Someone who has a large collection and extensive knowledge of gear.

You spent half of your paycheck on that? Man. Your such a Geardo.

Geardo by The Geardo November 13, 2009

The Gary 

Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.

Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.

The Gary by TheGaryMan January 1, 2013

Gary Coleman 

the hitting of one's own head, resulting in death

Dude, I busted my face on the cabinet door. Check out the bruise. I'm lucky I didn't pull a Gary Coleman.

Gary Coleman by data_bore June 1, 2010

Ace and Gary 

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin

"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.

Ace and Gary by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

gary 

to coil or arrange wiring, cabling, or similar materials in a meticulous or overly neat fashion.

The network cables were a mess, so I took the time to GARY them into a neater arrangement.

After I was done with the extension cord, I GARRIED it neatly before putting it away

gary by Bradoley May 23, 2007

Gary 

Whore loving man. Loves the easy sluts, enjoys being around them at parties and events of such. Doesnt treat woman right, absurdly stubborn.

Oh that gary always around the sluts.

Gary by beewitched May 24, 2011

Gary 

Gary is Spongebob's pet in the show "Spongebob Squarepants". He doesn't talk, but says an odd "Meow". He's blue with a light and dark pink and purple shell with a swirl and polka dots. He hates baths, when Spongebob gets on his nerves, and being ignored.

"Gary come home!"

Gary by Swimmylikessoap September 11, 2011