pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010

Fun-Fuck

On a pornography set, a Fun-Fuck is when adult actors decided to have sex 'for fun' despite the fact that the cameras are off or the crew is otherwise not filming them.

Save your pussy baby,' said the director to the talent, who was fun-fucking her favourite crew member on the couch. 'You gotta a lot more fucking to do before we're done for the day.

by JacktheDicker June 10, 2011

hole-in-one-fun

when two gay guys have sex up the ass. Girls don't have it. Usually used as an insult.

Hey, no hole-in-one-fun around me you homos.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

how fun

This is something either old schoolteachers or prententious slappers use. To be fair, not everyone who uses this phrase is either or, but sadly most of the time this is said with a certain intonation to show false delight in activity, etc that the other speaker may have just named...basically a more subtle way of saying "oh the things you get up to are so quaint and CUTE!!!"

Person 1: "How was your weekend, sweetie?"
Person 2: "Well mainly I just stayed home, though I went paintballing with my friend one day."
Person 1: "Oh how fun!!!!!"

by Lis November 24, 2004

Fun Dip

A sex move which combines the Alabama Hot Pocket with a blowjob. The guy takes a shit in the girl's pussy, then dips his penis into it, getting shit all over his dick. The girl then licks the shit off of his dick, like the popular sugar candy "fun-dip". (Optional)- The guy can be wearing a minty/fruity condom so that it tastes like the stick used in the candy.

Person 1: Yo, why are you limping?
Person 2: I was pulling a fun dip on Janice last night, and she decided to bit the stick in half!

by Tony Kornheiser February 27, 2007

fun and games

Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality

How you doin'?
Oh, I'm really busy at the moment. It's all fun and games...!

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005