fry selection

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out

Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go

Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection

by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008

fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 1, 2024

Curly Fry

verb When expecting to only receive certain goods, but ending up with a small bit extra. Likened to when you order french fries and receive an accidental Curly Fry.

"Dude! I ordered an 8 pack of black pens and they sent me an extra red one!"
"Bro, you totally got curly fryed!"

by Arthur Greensberry February 11, 2021

Frying

This is usually commented after reading something thats outrageous or really funny

(Outrageous funny post/comment)
"Ha haha this is frying me right now"

by PESHI July 15, 2025

French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.

Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

eating the fry

sucking penis

yo i caught san eating the fry

by fry eater June 1, 2017

FrY Time

FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.

Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.

"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."

"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."

"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."

"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"

by ZillaThePun August 31, 2013