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USAF Security Forces

A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.
IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."
by pat790 September 2, 2010
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Air Force Fire Fighter

Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
by Phillip J Fry June 20, 2008
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reasonable force

Police slang for "being as fucking violent as you like".
Police denied that the death in custody was a result of police brutality, saying they restrained the suspect using reasonable force.
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occupying forces

A name often given to the British presence, partiularly the British army, in Northern Ireland. Relates to the perceived British control on the six counties of Ireland which are part of the UK, as opposed to the other 26 counties which are part of the Republic of Ireland. An Irish Nationalist viewpoint suggests that this occupation is unfair or illegal.
The occupying forces continue to control the six counties of Ireland.
(a viewpoint expressed mainly by nationalists in Ireland)
by Bob the Sheep September 8, 2005
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Forcefuck

1 - When a Jedi has hard, fast sex with someone and uses the Force to augment their sexual pleasure.

2 - When a Jedi does better than you at anything, especially video games.

3 - When the drunk chick at a party is all over you, and your boys are just like "do it bro, no regrets," so you take her back to your room and you Forcefuck that girl. I mean, you really wreck that chick.
Ex-1 - I seriously need to be Forcefucked this week, I've been soo horny lately.

Ex-2 - Damn homie you just got Forcefucked suckaaaa.
by jediman March 23, 2008
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Air Force

Interestingly enough your average airmen can out shoot any other military person. Has the highest number of ground combat kills and the lowest number of ground combat deaths in the 3 most recent wars. Was smart enough to bring A/C to a place where everyone was told it would be hot. Does their job so well that they have time to sit around the break room and watch TV because nothing is broken and all the available flight crews have already taken jets and taken off to save the sorry ass marines and army. Unlike the army our uniforms look like a uniform and an airmen is capable of manipulating a button, no zippers required. Next time your crying about how easy the air force has it you should stop to realize you knew that before you joined (insert other branch here) and started yourself on the road of bad decisions.
"Look at those dumb Air Force guys over there in their air conditioned tents.. they think they are so smart..... man I wish I had air conditioning.. I'm such a dumbass." -any "soldier" in any other branch.
by whatitdew December 9, 2008
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Forbes

Doing a Forbes is when one get's in a flap over something or nothing.
He only spilt milk he is doing a Forbes massive over reaction.
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