Instead of being edge like a emo or whatever. be edge like grunge or punks. positive edginess is instead of being a sad and emotional your more hyper, wild and don't give enough fucks and do whatever the hell you want.
by Pussyfordinner84 August 22, 2019
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Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
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Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
Get the positive anal g-force mug.Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
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