closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

Crazy People

People that need to stop being trusting

Note to self: Stop trusting crazy people

by ResidentTrapper July 19, 2021

Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me

Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

mirror people

a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat

´´hey wanna go to the black cat in vrchat no there are to many mirror people

by badbunnyisnothot October 20, 2022

box people

People incapable of thinking outside the box.

That proposal seems pretty innovative, considering you're presenting it to box people.

by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009

background people

People who have no affect on your life, just there in the background.

Person 1: I'm gonna go shopping, wanna come with me?
Person 2: Nah, too many background people.

by TheFineLime July 17, 2018

Strawberry people

A group of people who met at random and became friends instantly. They are often known for being very loud in public. Goes well with banana people.

A group of strawberry people met on the isle of Skye

by Strawberry people February 6, 2022