Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

Pornstar Foot

The STI that is caught by wearing semin filled/soaked socks. Similar to Athletes foot only caused by large amounts of semin on the foot.

Dude 1: I have semen in all my socks.. is that cause an STI?"

Dude 2: Ya man, its called pornstar foot

by 3shack3 January 11, 2013

beaver foot

the rotten fungal odor of a woman's vagina, similar to the smell of 'athletes foot'.

I was with this beautiful girl last night, she had beaver foot , so I left.

by hand of crazyhorse July 3, 2011

Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds

Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period

by pokojoke12 June 1, 2023

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023