floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

floating 69

When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.

Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.

by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017

caramel float

a beverage served at joe pizzeria, the cost in Australia is $4.50
for a large. it's is a lemonade float (lemonade with ice-cream drink) with caramel ice cream instead of using vanilla ice-cream.

1 large meatlovers pizza and a caramel float is a total of $14.50

by Joe's pizzeria March 3, 2011

whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.

John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.

by Max P. September 2, 2005

floating on ice

To be drunk

you were floating on ice last night

by king February 18, 2003

floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey July 15, 2007

Floating

When something doesn't sink in the rain.

The buildings in London are floating.

by moken January 29, 2015