Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

fingers uncrossed

When you know something so well you don't need to cross your fingers.

Your definetly gonna get that peng ting fingers uncrossed

by hangmewithflextape November 10, 2018

fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.

Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

fingerslab

Fingerslab- (noun) any type of touchscreen device i.e. a tablet or a smartphone.

John used his fingerslab to check his chapsnat account.

by The buttersmith August 5, 2019

Trophy Fingers

A term most commonly used to describe the unabated pride one displays the morning following an act of finger-based foreplay. Specifically, the term refers to the aroma arising from the subjects after intentionally not showering the morning after inserting his/her finger into a gamy vagina.

It smells like a klunder in here, someone must have trophy fingers

by stinkfinger111 December 21, 2010

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

by krissy betch August 6, 2013