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Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?
by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018
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horse feeding

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
by jamalbigd May 4, 2024
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cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob
how was your cat feed
by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 2, 2023
mugGet the cat feedmug.

Feed

When you decide to become a delicious meal for the players of the enemy team during a League of Legends game.
Derick has fed enemy team so much that their players became fatter than your mum. He didn't even apologize to our team, he said that I feed instead.
by pseudonymus anonymus May 2, 2018
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Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)
I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS
by teardvrpz April 9, 2022
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When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind
Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus
by snubtuba September 28, 2020
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Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.
by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024
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