four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.

She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

four stripes

1)An irreverent name for any airline captain bc of the total number of stripes worn on his/her shirt. Usually also wears scrambled eggs on the skipper hat as well.
2) Not to be confused with three stripes, who is the first officer and has no scrambled eggs on his/her hat.

Flight attendants talking after take off: "Did you hear that? Did you feel that? Trust me, that was no cargo shift like four stripes in the cockpit said.....and we are three hours over the pond and he is just now sending back three stripes to check out the vibrations in the back galley? And now we find out from the tower in Amsterdam that the engine cover blew on take off and landed on the beach of the North Sea?" "Way to go FOUR STRIPES!!!"

by FlyGirl December 29, 2013

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014

four oh fucked

Driving on California Interstate 405, a major North-South connector in Southern California/Los Angeles West side, & being stalled in heavy commuter traffic often tripling commute duration.

"Are you on your way home?"
"Yeah but I'm four oh fucked right now near the Getty"
"Okay, I'll save you leftovers."

by Biobravo May 16, 2014

Four by Whore

Truck sluts with a specific taste for guys in 4x4 clubs 'cause it's like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Also written "4xWhore", they're often seen at college off-roading club parties, where they act like they know automotive, when really they have no knowledge of trucks/jeeps besides the names and brands and are willing to fuck any guy there for any reason whatsoever. These girls will go from one to guy to another based on a truck or 4x4 vehicle, all within the same club (see also: Eskimo Brother ).

"Who's that?"
"Oh, she's a Four by Whore. Last week she was Cummin, but this week she's stroking. Next week she'll probably letting a Chevy guy run deep."

by missabiii August 18, 2014

four by four

A woman who has had four kids by four different men. Generally considered to be bit of a hoe or slut

John: That Kate still looks hot for 40. Should I take her out?
Tom: Wow mate, I'd stay well clear of her, she's a four by four.

by bourneboy December 28, 2015

Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.

"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."

by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016