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Polar Express

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"
"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"
by Xenerai August 12, 2025
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Buhthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Nalga Express

Nalga Express is when I woman doesn't have the money to pay for something so she lets whoever she owes run a train on her or if it's one person he takes his pay out of her ass
She said she didn't have enough money to pay me so I told her I accept cash, cash app, and Nalga Express. She paid me really quick.
by 918peg November 3, 2025
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Molar Express

When riding on a bullet train, a woman deep throat’s a man’s penis and jingles his balls while he makes a Christmas wish. Then, he fucks the woman from behind as fast as he can and leaves an icicle of cum on her ass.
I saw a hot woman on the train and she gave me a molar express.
by Zagnut123 November 23, 2025
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Dreamland Express

A sex act involving knocking someone out with a punch to the face at the moment of climax.
Mike gave me a dreamland express and now I have a black eye.
by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025
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Polar Express

When you cum in a woman’s mouth then she spits your cum in your mouth and you spit your cum in her pussy.
Babe can we do the polar express, I really want you to spit your cum in my pussy!
by ChupaBoy December 27, 2025
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