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English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.
by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017
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English Teacher

Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.
by Jerking off 24/7 April 25, 2022
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Queens English

see ponce and stuck-up and arrogant
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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English

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.
his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J
by des September 15, 2003
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english ivy

Some gay weed i am forced to pull over the summer. It = bihtc and i hate it.
I have to pull sataic english ivy weed over the summer
or
I smoke engilsh weed over summer

monkies = attack world with english squirrel ivy
by Johnny McFadden May 24, 2006
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English Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.
Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.
by krosem August 4, 2008
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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