Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Emberassed

Originally a typo of the word "embarrassed", 'Emberassed' (pronounced ember-assed), is the state of having your ass accidentally OR purposely lit on fire in the presence of the general public, therefore, hence the name, having the situation being called as an "Emberass" or "Emberassing" one.

(Created by GalacticHyaenidae + Teddie on Facebook)

Example of this word:

"We got so drunk last night that my friend Juan *emberassed me."

In a pun situation:

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she said the other day her parents told her that my friend Papito lit my ass on fire in front of her parents... That was really *emberassing..."
ass butt on fire ember hotass

by Galactichyena March 27, 2016

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

Emergenseed

Premature ejaculant. The goo left behind by a male who became overly excited during sexual activity.

"All I did was touch Brian's leg and he filled his pants with emergenseed. Pathetic."

by BConnelly84 August 5, 2016

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Emergidoo

When, out of nowhere, you MUST find a bathroom for an emergency shit.

You have to find an exit now, I gotta go! It's an emergidoo!!!

by Luna Mystica March 14, 2017

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017