Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before

I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin

by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018

Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

by Beangang69 June 30, 2019

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019

ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019

Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas

I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation

by Mystique2 June 12, 2019