when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
by Testicle Tuesday January 18, 2008
Dad: Hey son take a look at this website
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
by chiguy61 December 09, 2010
The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.
by nokia stretch May 21, 2009
When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.
Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.
by Etrain1 January 25, 2013
by Chrichy August 30, 2003
by J Senni March 28, 2006
When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.
Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.
by aaaaaahyiggie May 24, 2009